Photo 24 Dec 32,448 notes confessionsofacreativewriter: soundlyawake: refinedgrace: MAGGIE: I only want one slice.FRAN: Me too. Pizza is very fattening.MAGGIE: Fran, that’s two.FRAN: No honey, not when you eat it like this. The body doesn’t know.  I literally LOLed. This is going to be me all Christmas day. “Lesley, that’s three slices of cheesecake!” “Ssshhh, when you shovel it in like this, the body doesn’t know..”

confessionsofacreativewriter:

soundlyawake:

refinedgrace:

MAGGIE: I only want one slice.
FRAN: Me too. Pizza is very fattening.
MAGGIE: Fran, that’s two.
FRAN: No honey, not when you eat it like this. The body doesn’t know.

 I literally LOLed.

This is going to be me all Christmas day. “Lesley, that’s three slices of cheesecake!” “Ssshhh, when you shovel it in like this, the body doesn’t know..”

via Confessions of a Creative Writer.
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