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confessionsofacreativewriter:

soundlyawake:

refinedgrace:

MAGGIE: I only want one slice.
FRAN: Me too. Pizza is very fattening.
MAGGIE: Fran, that’s two.
FRAN: No honey, not when you eat it like this. The body doesn’t know.

 I literally LOLed.

This is going to be me all Christmas day. “Lesley, that’s three slices of cheesecake!” “Ssshhh, when you shovel it in like this, the body doesn’t know..”